1294 Birchcrest Avenue

Brea, CA, United States
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USD $1,099,000
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For Sale
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5 Beds
3 Baths
3090 sqft
Source ID OC24029256
Built 1966

Description

Once upon a time in the beautiful County of Orange, there lived a couple named Jack and Jill. They were on a quest for the perfect home, one that would fit their growing family, their budget, and their dreams.

One fateful day, while exploring antiques at Yellow Dog Estate Sales, they stumbled upon a dusty lamp hidden amongst the valuables. Excitedly, they rubbed the lamp, hoping for a bit of luck. To their astonishment, out popped a genie, who bore a striking resemblance to the late, great Robin Williams.

"Hello, hello, hello!" boomed the genie, with a twinkle in his eye. "You have summoned me, your wish is my command! But let's keep it light, shall we? None of that 'world peace' business today!"

Jack and Jill exchanged puzzled glances before Jack spoke up, "We wish for a single-family detached home in North Orange County, priced under $1,100,000 with four bedrooms upstairs and a main floor bedroom/office, a two-car garage, and a large lot ON a cul-de-sac in a lovely established neighborhood ...and also with NO HOA. Oh...and also within say ...4 miles of the Brea Improv"

The genie threw back his head and laughed uproariously. "Ah, you two have a sense of humor! You're asking for the holy grail of homes in this area! But fear not, my dear friends, for I have just the thing for you."

With a snap of his fingers, the genie conjured up an image of a charming home that fit their criteria perfectly. "Behold!" he declared. "Your dream home, coming soon to the market! The curb appeal is fantastic, and the location is unbeatable. But here's the catch – the interior is vintage in most all ways. It will take a bit of elbow grease and some imagination to make it truly shine.

Jack and Jill marveled at the sight before them, feeling a mixture of excitement and trepidation. "If the interior needs a lot of love...How will we ever afford such a gem?" Jill wondered aloud.

The genie winked mischievously. "Ah, my dear, that's where the magic of financing comes into play! Ensure your financing is in order, and perhaps a bit of saved-up funds wouldn't hurt either. With a little luck and a lot of determination, this home will be yours in no time."

And so, armed with the genie's sage advice and a newfound sense of determination, Jack and Jill set out on their journey to claim their dream home, knowing that with a bit of magic and a whole lot of love, anything was possible.

Features

Appliances

Ceiling Fans, Central Air Conditioning.

Interior Features

Carbon Monoxide Detector, Ceiling Fans, Security System, Smoke Alarm, Tile Counter Tops.

Parking

Driveway, Garage.

Additional Resources

Location/Nearby

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